I hate ebay

My first ever attempt at buying something from ebay was a total disaster. I obsessively watched the countdown for thirty minutes as the winning bidder on these perfect spoons only to have some chump come steal them away at the last second.

My friend Brian said that this was probably a “bot” set up to up the bids at the last possible second. Very unfair. So much for me becoming an ebay shopper. This was my first and last attempt, fickle ebay.