Broker dilemma

I really want a new investment advisor now that I am in San Francisco. The trouble is that my old broker was such a weasel. I am still having to work with this chump to try to transfer the last of my stocks over to an independent fund. Seriously, it should not be this hard. It seems like I have to call him everyday just to find out that they are charging me extra fees, the certificate is being sent to the wrong address etc. Weasels!

At least I could try to find an effective weasel here in the city. A weasel that’s on my side…